Last night I was filled with hate. I willingly sat and watched Danielle from The Real Housewives of New Jersey repeatedly try to show the world her anus. I sat in front of my tv and shoved mouthfuls of pomegranate Pinkberry into my face while fantasizing that it was a Dominoes Hot Chocolate Lava cake. From time to time I gagged at what I saw on the tv but nothing could stop me from pounding my Pinkberry. God, that sounds filthy. Anyway, Danielle was pretending that she was shy, that she needed her girlfriends to take her out shopping for lingerie and to take a pole dancing class to see if she’s still “got it”, but methinks the real motivator in this situation is that she was dying to expose her entire asshole and general genital/anal regions on national tv. When she looked at her busted Rick Springfield lookalike bodyguard dude and said: “Connect, Suggest” I almost picked up the tv in a hulk like rage and threw it out the window. Like I said, I was filled with hate.