I was lying on the couch earlier and a thought struck me with such force I had to sit up and take a deep breath. The thought was, I NEED A CHIMICHANGA. OR MAYBE A PIZZA. I’m not ashamed to admit that a blush inducing dirty thought may have also flashed through my mind at the same time, prompting a quick mental calculation. Yes, my monthly gift was fast approaching and therefore, all will power, rational emotion and reasoning would soon be exiting my general existence.