21
Jul

Double Rainbows and The Lazy Starfish…

Hey folks!  Yeah, I know, I haven’t written anything for a while but here’s the thing: summer just sucks the life right out of me.  I believe that my brainpower weakens with every ounce of sweat I produce, and therefore I have been rendered borderline retarded.  I am tired all the time, all I want to do is eat and stay inside with the ac cranked to 60 degrees.  Sleeping has become more interesting to me than sex and let’s just say I find sex VERY interesting.

I know what you are thinking, and nope, I’m not pregnant.   Not even close.  Not depressed either, life is pretty good at the moment.   I think I’m just lazy is all…

The big highlights from this summer so far are a trip to the beach with my man where I witnessed an eldery NUDE man combing the beach for seashells.  Bonus prize on top?  The unobstructed view I got as he bent over to pick up a shell.   I’m no doctor, but from what I saw,  I thought he had the colon of a 25 year old.   I did not expect to such see starfish on the beach that day…

I attended an outdoor wedding in 105 degree weather and proceeded to sweat so profusely that my entire head of hair was still wet when we got home at midnight.  The extreme heat also caused my boobs to swell to unnatural proportions and explode forth from my dress in a manner that was rude, hilarious and sad all in one.  Add four or seven drinks into the mix and I was a class act all the way…

But I think the best part of the summer so far has been sitting in my meat locker of an apartment and watching the Double Rainbow video on Youtube.  I can’t stop watching it and I can’t stop laughing at it.  Double Rainbow all the way is perhaps the only thing that is going to get me through the month of August.

I plan on being much wittier come September…


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  1. July 21st, 2010 | Chris says:

    Heh, I like the double rainbow song just as much: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MX0D4oZwCsA

  2. July 21st, 2010 | Eliza R. Snitch says:

    Thank you, thank you, thank you. Double rainbow just changed my life.

  3. July 21st, 2010 | Secret Underpants says:

    Chris, I’m going to be singing that song for years to come. Thank you kind sir…