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American Apparel Lace bodysuits make me sad…

This lace bodysuit makes me feel bad about myself.   Overly.  I feel personally offended by this bodysuit, as though it reached out and slapped my ass without my permission.

When it occurs to me that I really should be wearing this stuff for my beloved it almost makes me wish that I had a tessamony that required me to wear garments  instead.  Not that garments are flattering, but the bar is waay lower where garments are concerned.  As far as I know, one does not need to wax oneself completely, hide in the bathroom crying or develop an eating disorder before donning garments…

These feelings of modesty are making me feel like an apostate to my apostasy.

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This entry was posted on Tuesday, May 4th, 2010 at 8:47 pm and is filed under Random Musings.

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  1. May 7th, 2010 | Becky says:

    Haha!

  2. May 9th, 2010 | Eliza R. Snitch says:

    I feel like you could just sew the marks into that lace bodysuit and then you’d be bullet-proof. I mean come on: they reach the ankle. Way more modest than regular garmies. I can’t believe the super-Mollies haven’t caught on to this fashion trend yet.