Ok, what is up with all this Larry King and his Mormon wife bullshit?
Her!? Mormon? Maybe she was raised Mormon, but who are we kidding here? I’m not Mormon anymore, but I think I might still be more Mormon than she is. And I drink booze, think gays should be able to marry legally, watch R rated movies and I’ve even had a three way. C’mon! Be serious, you’ve never looked around sacrament meeting and seen anyone who looks like that. And anyway, where are her garments! I know she wasn’t married in the temple, but still. You can see all her boobs and I’m pretty sure we’d see labia if the photo weren’t cropped. It’s dangerous business, running around without your secret underpants. What if she was in a fire at the Vanity Fair party? Without her garments on, Heavenly Father would have no idea that she was Mormon and that he should protect her body from the neck down to just above her knees. Although I might be wrong about this- I never got a clear answer from my mom on this one- does Heavenly Father protect everything that your garments cover, or does he only protect the nipples and crotch area where the special markings are?
Now we hear that Larry is kicking it Joseph Smith style and jumping on the bed with Shawn’s sister. I think this is hilarious. Who knows? Maybe all the Mormonism rubbed off on Larry and he had a revelation that they should practice the principle… But then we hear that Shawn has been jumping on the bed with her and Larry’s kids baseball coach. In Larry’s bed. Proves my point even more- this lady is unlike any Mormon woman I’ve ever known. She doesn’t look depressed, I doubt she sends one of her children out to buy her a Snickers bar everyday at 4pm and, ummm, the boobs!!! Jesus! Look at those boobs!
I’m just sayin’….