The first Secret Underpants conversation I remember having with my mom…
Me: Mom, why do you wear your bra and underwears over your garments?
Mom: Because my garments are sacred and should be closest to my skin.
Me: Yeah, but it looks stupid. Wait, why are they secret?
Me: Why are they secret?
Mom: They aren’t secret, they’re sacred. And I’ve already explained the difference to you a million times.
Me: Don’t you think it’s maybe bad to have your garments right up against your butt? Like, maybe that’s not very sacred?
Mom: Go downstairs. NOW.