24
Apr

It’s not sacred when it’s touching your butt…

The first Secret Underpants conversation I remember having with my mom…

Me: Mom, why do you wear your bra and underwears over your garments?

Mom: Because my garments are sacred and should be closest to my skin.

Me: Yeah, but it looks stupid.  Wait, why are they secret?

<silence>

Me: Mom?

Mom: Yes.

Me: Why  are they secret?

<silence>

Mom:  They aren’t secret, they’re sacred.  And I’ve already explained the difference to you a million times.

Me: Mom?

<silence>

Me: Don’t you think it’s maybe bad to have your garments right up against your butt?  Like, maybe that’s not very sacred?

Mom: Go downstairs.  NOW.

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